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Blanche
01:03
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B-B-B-Blanche
B-B-B-Blanche
You've got the whole world and the Golden Girls in a trance
You looked alright and were super tight when you danced
B-B-B-Blanche
B-B-B-Blanche
You might be 80 but you take your chance
The pizza guy is only 25, your in his pants
P-P-P-Pants
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
B-B-B-Blanche
B-B-B-Blanche
B-B-B-Blanche
B-B-B-Blanche
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Tiffani
01:01
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Theresa
01:01
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She's got red laser beams that shoot out of her dead eyes
She'll probably steal your baby and feed off it when it cries
Queen of the lizards man, she'll take you by surprise
Fists full of your cash and she swaps it for more lies
The idiots have voted and we're out of the EU
Not even your hedge-fund, tax mates voted for you
Not my PM
I hear she sheds her old skin, every other day
and all her insides are all dried up and grey
She'll chew you up and spit you out just where you lay
Who's next to fuck your arse, I guess Theresa May
Oh bully bully bully for her chums in the higher set
She's the next fucking leader I can't wait to forget
Not my PM x 3
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April
01:02
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Joey
00:55
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What you gonna do for 18 months now you can't play?
Have a little think about it, what would Nietzsche say?
Joey (Joey) Can you place a bet for me?
Joey (Joey) Can you place a bet?
Joey (Joey) Can you place a bet for me?
Joey (Joey) Can you place a bet?
I think that spell in France you had went to your head
and you're no longer at Rangers for the stupid things you said
Joey (Joey) Can you place a bet for me?
Joey (Joey) Can you place a bet?
Joey (Joey) Can you place a bet for me?
Joey (Joey) Can you place a bet?
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Phil
01:39
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Oh no, we've done it all before, I don't know where I am and my head is hurting
My back sore, its a hard floor
My battery is dead and shirl will be fuming
Oh no it's only 8 am , I'm on my second can and the whisky is calling
Ben pushed the tin out my hand
And Jay walked off looking all disappointed
But I will be alright, I'll disappear and then come back again
This booze is quite alright , at least I'm not in a crack den
Oh no, I shouldn't tempt fate I trumped the gas and I'm on the rocks now
This crack makes you want more
And I don't even care that there's sick on my eyebrow
On no I want more, i want drugs and nick cash of dot
She frowns , and it sounds
That I'm gonna have to burn down the car lot
Oh no I turned my back, I've been clean for 6 whole months now
Then an old kid that everyone forgot
Turns up in the ole queen Vic now
Oh no she looks nothing like the other actress that last played her part
So i decide, it's best to buy
The cheapest bottle that they have in the minute mart
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Biff
01:22
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That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship
Hey Kid (Hey Kid) say hello to your Grandma for me
Hello, McFly, is there anybody there
Hello, McFly, is there anybody there
There's something very familiar about all of this
So why don't you make like a tree and get out of here
Hello, McFly, is there anybody there
Hello, McFly, is there anybody there
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K-2SO
00:44
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Judd
01:34
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Victor
01:13
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We told you it's our time - (we lied - we tried)
It's all an uphill climb - (don't fuck it up alright)
It's all your fault not mine - (don't care - don't mind)
shove it up your arse and die - (we'll wave you off goodbye)
The time that has been spent has all been thrown away
at least the rain has stopped, the shit's been washed away
We told you it's our time - (we lied - we tried)
It's all an uphill climb - (don't fuck it up alright)
It's all your fault not mine - (don't care - don't mind)
shove it up your arse and die - (we'll wave you off goodbye)
or (Why don't you fuck off and die - (we'll wave you off goodbye)
I weighed it up and thought I've been fucking blind
realisation that I'm not out of my mind
We told you it's our time
It's all an uphill climb
It's all your fault not mine - (don't care - don't mind)
shove it up you arse and dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Murray
01:18
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Lot of things on my mind
But i can say that I feel alive
Not wasting any more time
Do or do not there is no try
The prize of the price is the piece of mind
you wanna look for negatives then that is what you'll find
living in fear, well that's fine
But you won't find us second when we're standing in line
Well that's not for me
what will be will be
Just not for me
working hard and playing harder
that's the shit that makes the dark lighter
real friends, real thoughts, real speak, real heart
so let's have a beer, or your soft drink of choice
and shout at the top of your mother fucking voice
the world won't be around in a bit
so who gives a fuck if the world thinks you're shit
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Clark
02:28
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My last December - was quite the fight
a little screwed up and drinking all the time
Inflated ego and a fractured mind
I couldn't help myself, I couldn't read the signs
Working hard and disbelieving, that I'm alright
Messing up a real connection because I was blind
Underselling and over thinking what's not mine
Why couldn't I just not be myself, coz I am fine
At least I think I used to be
I'm sorry that I, didn't act the way I want
my brains much clearer now, the stress has all but gone
I miss the daily conversations, I miss the fun
If it could all be started over like we'd just begun
I never gave up, I retreated to soak it up
I can't be one of the many, no I will be the one
you're gonna be that one big regret, the one that got away
I guess that I'll just learn not to kick, myself every day
Now come and give the kick to me
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